Out of the mouth of a moron.

I was walking the dog in the park as usual this morning when a dog came charging up the trail. Yeah, no surprise, another dog mook in the park.

My dog was ready to GO, large dog charging at him, so I stayed between the two. The moron's dog wouldn't listen to his demands to go to him. I told him to leash his dog and get him away. As he did that I had to chastise him.

"You realize this IS a fucking on leash park don't you?" I snarled.

"Ummm. Yeah. It is."

"Then keep your dog on a leash."

"He doesn't need to. He listens."

At that point I lost it. "You fucking stupid mook. You stood back there calling him and your dog NEVER listened. You had to come up here and leash him and force him away. And you have the fucking balls to say he listens? Mooks like you should never be allowed to have a dog."

He had that deer in the headlight look them sputtered. "What did you call me?"

"A mook. A fucking stupid mook." (Yeah, calling someone a stupid mook is redundant.)

He got an angry look and said "You are racist!"

At this point I had to start laughing at him. He reminded me of Anonyjohn. I laughed some more and said "A mook is a selfish, stupid, and rude person. What the fuck do you think I said?"

"I thought you said monkey."

"Yeah. M-o-o-k sounds like M-o-n-k-e-y. Fuck you are a moron. And you are white. If I wanted to make a racial slur about you it wouldn't be to call you a monkey."

At that point he decided leaving was the thing to do.


What a fucking mook.