Rum and Coke Joke

A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Bathroom Humour

I was thinking of my father today and some of the trips I took in the truck with him. For some reason something I read in a stall at a truck stop outside Quebec City came to mind.

Here I sit broken hearted

Paid a dime and only farted

Next time I'll take a chance

Save the dime and shit my pants.

The tag line was Spokespear.