Holy shit. Both are horrendus on so many levels. But which is worse?
Ken Lee is pretty fucking bad but Tuts My Barreh spent money on it and could have spent more to be better. It is hard to say which is worse. Hell, both fucking haunt me.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
It Follows
Tonight is a Port night and I am watching It Follows.
It opens with ... bitch running away from anything in heels is just stupid ... a woman running away from something. Ditch the heels and pick up some speed! But I digress.
So she runs back into the house she ran out of and runs back out and into her car. I am starting to feel bored already.
Sitting at the beach with her car lights ... holy shit that is one contorted corpse!
And now on to the main character.
"How cool would it be to have your whole life ahead of you." Nice.
Sex in a car to strapped out of it in a chair. Strange.
So he fucked her and this thing that has been following him will now follow her. The title makes sense all of a sudden.
"Sleep with someone as soon as you can. If it kills you it will come after me." Damn. Self serving and still ... damn.
And she starts seeing things ... or people.
Interesting premise.
Damn. This isn't just some fucked up game.
It has me watching. It has me thinking. It has me engaged in the movie.
Damn!
So she fucked someone else ... who lives across the street. And it is after him. Which means it will then come for her.
And it does.
Really? It bleeds?
And she passes it on ... and he looks for a hooker. :)
Not bad. It makes you think and is worth a watch.
It opens with ... bitch running away from anything in heels is just stupid ... a woman running away from something. Ditch the heels and pick up some speed! But I digress.
So she runs back into the house she ran out of and runs back out and into her car. I am starting to feel bored already.
Sitting at the beach with her car lights ... holy shit that is one contorted corpse!
And now on to the main character.
"How cool would it be to have your whole life ahead of you." Nice.
Sex in a car to strapped out of it in a chair. Strange.
So he fucked her and this thing that has been following him will now follow her. The title makes sense all of a sudden.
"Sleep with someone as soon as you can. If it kills you it will come after me." Damn. Self serving and still ... damn.
And she starts seeing things ... or people.
Interesting premise.
Damn. This isn't just some fucked up game.
It has me watching. It has me thinking. It has me engaged in the movie.
Damn!
So she fucked someone else ... who lives across the street. And it is after him. Which means it will then come for her.
And it does.
Really? It bleeds?
And she passes it on ... and he looks for a hooker. :)
Not bad. It makes you think and is worth a watch.
Friday, September 11, 2015
Fucking mooks!!!!!
I am so fucking angry right now. I had to hug my dog and stop crying I am so angry. And I couldn't stop crying.
Some pieces of shit in Ireland couldn't get a pound to take their dog so they shot him in the face, blinding him, to get rid of him. Jesus H fucking Christ. Let him loose to run wild like the assholes I knew in Cape Breton. Blinding him? Fuck.
I would take him in NOW if I could.
I would fucking castrate the assholes with a spoon if I could.
But I can't stop crying.
Fuck.
And they wonder why I don't like people.
People are fucking mooks in the truest sense of the word.
I have to stop typing and hug my dog again.
Fucking mooks.
Some pieces of shit in Ireland couldn't get a pound to take their dog so they shot him in the face, blinding him, to get rid of him. Jesus H fucking Christ. Let him loose to run wild like the assholes I knew in Cape Breton. Blinding him? Fuck.
I would take him in NOW if I could.
I would fucking castrate the assholes with a spoon if I could.
But I can't stop crying.
Fuck.
And they wonder why I don't like people.
People are fucking mooks in the truest sense of the word.
I have to stop typing and hug my dog again.
Fucking mooks.
Saw
Tonight I am watching Saw. It was recommended by 2 friends. I thought it was just your basic slasher flick but I was wrong. So wrong.
There is a lot more depth to it. A serial killer is killing off people who prove they are unworthy to live. Or rather who are ungrateful to be alive.
It starts off with 2 men chained in a room. I knew what the hacksaws were meant for right off the bat. It was pretty obvious. Or was it? :)
I liked this movie a lot. It made me think. It made me guess. It made me watch. It made me focus and not type. It made me rewatch to see what I missed. Not a lot of movies do that.
It is REALLY worth watching. Dunno about the rest of the Saw movies but the first is damn good.
There is a lot more depth to it. A serial killer is killing off people who prove they are unworthy to live. Or rather who are ungrateful to be alive.
It starts off with 2 men chained in a room. I knew what the hacksaws were meant for right off the bat. It was pretty obvious. Or was it? :)
I liked this movie a lot. It made me think. It made me guess. It made me watch. It made me focus and not type. It made me rewatch to see what I missed. Not a lot of movies do that.
It is REALLY worth watching. Dunno about the rest of the Saw movies but the first is damn good.
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Tonight I am sipping 40 Creek and watching Kingsman: The Secret Service. Off the bat I can't remember if it is an action movie or a comedy. Or an actomedy a la Get Smart.
Nice opening. A ghetto blaster in 97. I used to own a blaster that looked like that ... in the 80's. :)
Interesting start to the movie. The sacrifice for Queen and Country.
Ah ... the kid is a legacy.
And now back to the future which is the present.
Nice action scene. And there is Scotch. Mmmmm. 1962 Dalmore. It would be a pity to spill any. :) Ok ... this is all kinds of fucked up. But it works. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. Yeah, it does because Samuel L "Mother Fucking" Jackson is in the movie!
One of the things I love about Samuel L. Jackson is that he isn't afraid to take on the role of a bad guy.
Ok, back to the movie. 11:51 in and it is interesting. The ground work has been set. You know the kid is going to be the next Kingsman. The next Lancelot.
The whole Knights of the Round Table is fitting for the Secret Service.
The reverse car chase is pretty good. The end of it was predictable. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he was put into the situation to get him to join. A la Remo Williams.
Just because the father is a good man doesn't mean the son is or will be. But he will be given a chance. Heh ... always someone else's fault. That is pretty much people today.
"Manners maketh man." I like that. I know what it means. :) Damn. Nice fight scene.
Iggy Azalea made it into the movie?!?!? Damn.
Interesting way they got the funding. Makes sense.
Not enough violence yet. Some great actions scenes but I am in the mood for violence. :) Ok now the race to be the net Lancelot begins. I expect the violence to arrive soon.
Every time they show Samuel L Jackson's character I just refuse to hear the lisp. It makes him more serious. :)
Damn. That is some serious weeding out process. I like it.
OK, 40 minutes in and I am liking this movie.
And there is Eggsies (sp?) reason to thrive.
And the lead in is becoming tiresome.
Still ignoring ... or trying to ... Jackson's lisp. It is easier not to take his character seriously.
Thank you for such a ... happy meal. :)
Ok the McDonalds shit is over the top. That is just too cruel! ;)
Eggy needs to throw the fucking hat away.
"Being a gentleman has nothing to do with ones birth. Being a gentleman is something one learns." Well said. Not enough gentlemen in the world today.
True nobility is being superior to your former self. Once again well said.
As in locked up. Yeah, I have trouble understanding him too.
I am glad I am wrong but ... about the dog ... yeah shoot him. Ok I wasn't wrong ... at the moment. Fuck it. Shoot them all. If he doesn't fix it .. fuck.
Merica! Fuck yeah! Ok too facetious. But it is what it is. ;)
This is mine ... I will show you yours. ;)
The heads blowing up!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
All in all, I liked it. SLJ was not the best choice for the villain. Not because he lacks ability, but rather the villain was too meek.
Nice opening. A ghetto blaster in 97. I used to own a blaster that looked like that ... in the 80's. :)
Interesting start to the movie. The sacrifice for Queen and Country.
Ah ... the kid is a legacy.
And now back to the future which is the present.
Nice action scene. And there is Scotch. Mmmmm. 1962 Dalmore. It would be a pity to spill any. :) Ok ... this is all kinds of fucked up. But it works. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. Yeah, it does because Samuel L "Mother Fucking" Jackson is in the movie!
One of the things I love about Samuel L. Jackson is that he isn't afraid to take on the role of a bad guy.
Ok, back to the movie. 11:51 in and it is interesting. The ground work has been set. You know the kid is going to be the next Kingsman. The next Lancelot.
The whole Knights of the Round Table is fitting for the Secret Service.
The reverse car chase is pretty good. The end of it was predictable. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he was put into the situation to get him to join. A la Remo Williams.
Just because the father is a good man doesn't mean the son is or will be. But he will be given a chance. Heh ... always someone else's fault. That is pretty much people today.
"Manners maketh man." I like that. I know what it means. :) Damn. Nice fight scene.
Iggy Azalea made it into the movie?!?!? Damn.
Interesting way they got the funding. Makes sense.
Not enough violence yet. Some great actions scenes but I am in the mood for violence. :) Ok now the race to be the net Lancelot begins. I expect the violence to arrive soon.
Every time they show Samuel L Jackson's character I just refuse to hear the lisp. It makes him more serious. :)
Damn. That is some serious weeding out process. I like it.
OK, 40 minutes in and I am liking this movie.
And there is Eggsies (sp?) reason to thrive.
And the lead in is becoming tiresome.
Still ignoring ... or trying to ... Jackson's lisp. It is easier not to take his character seriously.
Thank you for such a ... happy meal. :)
Ok the McDonalds shit is over the top. That is just too cruel! ;)
Eggy needs to throw the fucking hat away.
"Being a gentleman has nothing to do with ones birth. Being a gentleman is something one learns." Well said. Not enough gentlemen in the world today.
True nobility is being superior to your former self. Once again well said.
As in locked up. Yeah, I have trouble understanding him too.
I am glad I am wrong but ... about the dog ... yeah shoot him. Ok I wasn't wrong ... at the moment. Fuck it. Shoot them all. If he doesn't fix it .. fuck.
Merica! Fuck yeah! Ok too facetious. But it is what it is. ;)
This is mine ... I will show you yours. ;)
The heads blowing up!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
All in all, I liked it. SLJ was not the best choice for the villain. Not because he lacks ability, but rather the villain was too meek.
Thursday, September 3, 2015
What the ... stand in?!?!?!?
Just when you think Harper and his people can't be any more moronic they manage to surprise.
On Tuesday, Irving Shipyard in Halifax started production of the 1st Offshore Arctic Patrol Ship the Harry DeWolf. The Harperites decided he should share in the news so made up a video of him promoting the program and his party. They shot one of him talking with a bridge in the background. What could the problem be?
The background is the problem. The idiots try to make you think it is Halifax when it is really Johnstown, Ontario. There is a bridge there that looks similar to the Halifax bridges, depending on the view used.
Hell, the guy who likes to wrap himself in the Canadian flag isn't even using a Canadian bridge in the background! It is actually the Ogdensburg–Prescott International Bridge, a U.S.-owned suspension bridge over the St. Lawrence river that connects Ogdensburg, New York to Johnstown, Ontario. Way to go Harper!
What a bunch of fucktards. Sure, it isn't always possible to do your video from where you want but why try faking it?!?!?!? Just do it in front of Parliament. In your office. At the PM's residence.
Why be honest when you can try and fake it. After all it was Harper who said;
“You’re a journalist, and we all know journalists make bad politicians. Politicians know how to stick to a message. That’s how they are successful. Journalists think they always have to tell the truth.”
Why bother with the truth when you have a message to get out.
Vote anything but Conservative! Lets kick this lying ass and his party out of power!
On Tuesday, Irving Shipyard in Halifax started production of the 1st Offshore Arctic Patrol Ship the Harry DeWolf. The Harperites decided he should share in the news so made up a video of him promoting the program and his party. They shot one of him talking with a bridge in the background. What could the problem be?
The background is the problem. The idiots try to make you think it is Halifax when it is really Johnstown, Ontario. There is a bridge there that looks similar to the Halifax bridges, depending on the view used.
Hell, the guy who likes to wrap himself in the Canadian flag isn't even using a Canadian bridge in the background! It is actually the Ogdensburg–Prescott International Bridge, a U.S.-owned suspension bridge over the St. Lawrence river that connects Ogdensburg, New York to Johnstown, Ontario. Way to go Harper!
Why be honest when you can try and fake it. After all it was Harper who said;
“You’re a journalist, and we all know journalists make bad politicians. Politicians know how to stick to a message. That’s how they are successful. Journalists think they always have to tell the truth.”
Why bother with the truth when you have a message to get out.
Vote anything but Conservative! Lets kick this lying ass and his party out of power!
Thursday, August 27, 2015
What the ... Duggar?!?!?
Josh Duggar, a name that has become synonymous with extreme hypocrisy, is in the news again.
He first became "news" by being one of the Duggar clan. A fundamentalist Christian family that espouses no sex, even no kissing, before marriage.
Then he became famous, or rather infamous, when it became known that he molested 5 underage girls when he was a teenager. (Which isn't to say it is OK to molest females who are of age.) Two of those girls are his sisters. This was kept from the authorities and he was "treated" within the Fundamentalist community. When it became known he was "cured" of it.
Then it came out that he subscribed to the Ashley Madison website and had affairs. So much for those great Christian values about fidelity.
THEN the magazine In Touch Weekly printed an interview with Josh's mistress, stripper and porn star Danica Dillon. And Joshy likes it rough.
What is he in the news for now? The reason why he has strayed and the steps he is taking to save himself. He is addicted to porn. That is why he is such a hypocrite. It is all the fault of porn. Not the repressive nature of his fundamentalist upbringing. But porn.
Oh yeah, and he is going into rehab for his addiction.
Wow. He is joining the ranks of those who claimed sex addiction when caught being a misogynistic or cheating asshole. What a fucking cop out. But about what I expect from someone like him.
Why take responsibility? He was taught growing up that everything was God's will, Why take blame when you can just say it was the will of God? I am almost a little surprise that this hasn't been blamed on God testing him and him failing. If God hadn't put the temptation there then he wouldn't have fallen. Instead it is the cop out "not my fault I have porn addiction".
Fucktards.
He first became "news" by being one of the Duggar clan. A fundamentalist Christian family that espouses no sex, even no kissing, before marriage.
Then he became famous, or rather infamous, when it became known that he molested 5 underage girls when he was a teenager. (Which isn't to say it is OK to molest females who are of age.) Two of those girls are his sisters. This was kept from the authorities and he was "treated" within the Fundamentalist community. When it became known he was "cured" of it.
Then it came out that he subscribed to the Ashley Madison website and had affairs. So much for those great Christian values about fidelity.
THEN the magazine In Touch Weekly printed an interview with Josh's mistress, stripper and porn star Danica Dillon. And Joshy likes it rough.
What is he in the news for now? The reason why he has strayed and the steps he is taking to save himself. He is addicted to porn. That is why he is such a hypocrite. It is all the fault of porn. Not the repressive nature of his fundamentalist upbringing. But porn.
Oh yeah, and he is going into rehab for his addiction.
Wow. He is joining the ranks of those who claimed sex addiction when caught being a misogynistic or cheating asshole. What a fucking cop out. But about what I expect from someone like him.
Why take responsibility? He was taught growing up that everything was God's will, Why take blame when you can just say it was the will of God? I am almost a little surprise that this hasn't been blamed on God testing him and him failing. If God hadn't put the temptation there then he wouldn't have fallen. Instead it is the cop out "not my fault I have porn addiction".
Fucktards.
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