Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Drinking Games

I was at one of my Brother's over the weekend, usually spend Saturday nights there with him, family, and friends. We started talking about drinking games.

My Sister-in-law told me about the drinking game at my Niece's Bachelorette party last year. All of the guests brought a pair of panties. She had to guess who the panties belonged to. If she was wrong she did a shot. if she was right they did a shot.

It reminded me a bit of a drinking game I played on the SNES back in University with a friend. We would load up Blades of Steel. If you scored your opponent had to drink. There was some back and forth then all of a sudden I kept scoring. Dave would give an evil grin as I started a break away and then his goalie would slide OUT OF PLACE. bastard was losing so he could drink! Why didn't I think of that first?!?!?!?

Friday, January 7, 2011

Sign of Wasting Money

In the fall I did a road trip to Kentville with one of my brothers. It was a great trip. All along the highway there, as well as a lesser road that ran through Kentville, we would see huge signs the Nova Scotia government put up crowing about their spending on roads and job creation.



You would see these signs every 10-20km on the highway. On the lesser roads we saw another 3-4 of these signs.

We ended up stopped near one and I had the chance to read it. Premier Dexter had these signs made to crow about spending $200,000 on road improvements. It made me wonder just how much money he wasted making these signs and putting them out just to say "We spent $200,000 on roads and jobs."

Signs like that aren't cheap. Then you add in the cost of transporting and setting them up along the highway. I wouldn't be surprised to hear they spent $20,000 or even more on the signs.

What a waste of money just to pat yourself on the back!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Consumer Debt Advocacy

The phone rings. It is from 1-701-625-5003. You don't know the number but you answer and hear;

"You're not alone -- here in Canada, credit card companies are accepting reduced settlements from people just like you. We would be happy to talk to you about your situation. If you'd like to be removed from our list, then please Press 2 now. But if you are struggling with any type of unsecured debt, and you'd like to find out more about getting completely debt-free, then press 1 now to be connected to a counselor. Press 1 now to be connected."

You press 2 and figure that you will never hear from them again. You fool!

The next day they call again. You hit 2.

They call 3 more times that week. You press 1 and talk to a representative. They tell you that you are talking to Consumer Debt Advocacy. Before they go into their spiel you politely tell them to stop calling. They comment that all you have to do is hit the 2 button when you get their message. You point out that you have already done that, twice at this point, and are still getting calls. They say they will take care of it. Problem solved. Not!

The next week you get 4-5 more calls from them. Sometimes 2 the same day.

The next week 2-3 calls.

The next week you press 1 the 1st time they call and tear a representative a new asshole.

Two days later they call again. You get nasty again. A few days later another call. You get nasty.

A week later they call. You try a different tact and are polite again. The person you talk to says he will make a note for his supervisor who will make sure you are taken off the list. Their supervisors are never around. You hang up figuring nothing will change.

A week goes by with no calls. can it be? It worked? Another week goes by. No calls.

Just when you believe you won't hear from them again ... they call. You explode. Guess what, you aren't alone.

This is pretty much what is happening to me now. According to the last asshole I talked to the company is based out of Florida, but the phone number is for North Dakota.

According to the Better Business Bureau there is nothing you can do. They are allowed to call you. And if you think the No Call list in Canada will protect you ... you are wrong. Being based out of America it doesn't apply to them. Your phone company won't do anything to help you either.

It boggled me that there is no recourse. In this day and age surely to god you could block them. You would think their behaviour would at least fall under some form of harassment since they are asked, repeatedly, to stop calling. With that in mind I called the operator and asked what the phone company could do to help.

We have Eastlink and our home phone provider, out of Halifax. The operator said it is possible to blockthem and put me through to customer care. The rep I talked with said that using *60 we can block up to 12 numbers. Just call it and follow the prompts to block the last caller.

I followed the instructions and called *60 after a few seconds I was told to press the # key then 01 and the # key again. That adds the last caller to the blocked list. It worked like a charm the first time. Hopefully it means we will never get a call from those asshats again. Time will tell.

One thing you can do if you have the time and can't block them is start wasting their time. Get a rep online. Encourage them to talk. Keep them on as long as you can. Then ask them if the enjoyed you wasting their time like they waste the time of so many people and hang up. They need to make as many calls as they can to get suckers who will sign up. By wasting their time they miss out on calls which can mean money.

Fucking Telemooketers. I can understand people needing to make a buck but they don't have to be so obnoxious about it.

Mook of the Week

My mother and I were coming back from Halifax this morning. She was driving, but I didn't have my camera ready. After you come off the MacKay bridge, where Victoria Road merges into main street, we, almost literally, had a run in with one of the mookiest drivers I have ever seen here.

Where their road merged with ours, and they should yield, this asshat, in a piece of shit red Saturn, stayed beside us and then start drifting over into us. Mom knew enough from seeing the idiot coming that they would do something like that and was ready to drop back. Keep in mind there was NO ONE behind us, the mook could have easily come in behind us. Hell, there was no one in front of us. They could have sped up and moved in front. Instead the mook decided they needed to be where our car was.

At this point I whipped out the camera to get some pictures.



Including one of their license plate. Nova Scotia plate ADB03.


That wasn't the end of their stupidity though. As they sped ahead, once almost rear ending another car, they would drift so they were straddling the line between lanes for a while before finally going into the other lane.


There are four lanes in most spots and this idiot managed to straddle every lane for a while, and be in every lane.


If I had a cell phone I would have called the cops because they were definitely driving like they were drunk.


So if you are driving the Halifax-Dartmouth area and see a piece of shit red Saturn check for Nova Scotia license plate ADB03. If it is them you want them as far ahead or behind you as possible. They are a fucking accident waiting to happen.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

IRT: Deadliest Roads

Stig, episode 8 would have brought back many mook memories from Korea.

One of the truckers is taking her truck over a bridge that was only made for one vehicle. A mook sees her truck coming and decides he will head towards her ... on the bridge. Surprise, surprise, his side mirror ends up mangled and of course he is blaming it all on the foreign trucker.

He tried milking money out of her for the damage. She turned it around and said she wanted money for the scratch on her truck. He tried being indignant. She left paying him nothing.

Fucking mooks.

IRT: Deadliest Roads

Damn ... different country same lame ass excuses.

When the "foreign" truckers scuff another vehicle, usually the green buses driven by mega-mooks, they have to pay. When it is reversed it is a "misunderstanding". Reminds me of South Korea.

In episode 7 Rick is parked and a bus scrapes him. they track the bus driver down and he runs crying to the police. What do the police do? Send him off, and keep the foreign truckers saying it was all a misunderstanding. What the kimchi?!?!?

Definitely reminds me of one of the Koreans favourite excuses.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

IRT: Deadliest Roads

I started watching Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads over the holidays. The Ice Road part is misleading as it is taking place in India. near the borer with Tibet and into the Himalayas.

Jesus H. Mother Fing Christ! I would NEVER go on those roads. Height and crapiness aside the drivers. They make the Shanghai taxi drivers look sane!!!! I find myself cringing from the heights at times and other times from the assholes on the road.

Interesting show.